Siapa Jon?

This picture has nothing to do with Jon. Just wanna say that I'm into bright colours now. Boring lah dull colours/kaler tahi mcm kwn sy cakap.Hee.

Yesterday I went to Alamanda, shopping for groceries & lauk for berbuka. Mula2 nak pos kad raya, tapi hampa sebab sampai2 je elok akak tu kunci pintu pejabat pos. Ape nak buat, sampai pun tepat2 5pm. I'm such a last minute person -_-"

I asked, "Akak, post office bukan tutup pukul 6 ke?"

(Dah terpampang depan pintu besar2, Isnin-Sabtu: 10am-6pm)

Eh ak ni rabun ke.

Akak pos said, "Ai adik, skang smpai pkul 5 je.dah sebulan dah notis tampal depan pintu tuh, tak nampak ke?"

Napelah sy asek kena buli dgn pekerja2 Alamanda. -_-"

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When I reached home, with hands full of plastic bags of lauk & groceries, I saw a beautiful young lady in front of my house. (Ceh, mcm novel plak). She introduced herself to me.

Beautiful young lady: Hi, saya Sarah, ni akak Jon eh? (Salam cium tgn. Dah rasa pelik.)

Belon: Errr... (Sejak bile sy ada adik name Jon? Blur kejapp..)

Beautiful young lady: Nape akak?

Belon: Eh takde pape! Oh kawan Jon eh..(Masa ni baru faham, adik sy sorg je yg dah ber-gf, so this must be ARIF's gf...)

Beautiful young lady: Haah2 (senyum sopan.)

Belon: Oh hahahaha! kwn JON eh!!! Meh la masuk rumah dlu meh. (Sengih mcm org gila.)

Beautiful young lady: Eh takpe akak jap lagi nak buka puasa dgn JON kat lua..tgh tggu dia siap..

Belon: Oh buka puasa dgn JON..Oke2 akak masuk dulu yer.. (Garu kepala.)

Seumur hidup..nickname Arif ni selalunye Ayep/Arep/Arip je.. Mat Yeh la paling teruk..

But JON???????

Youngsters nowadays..Nickname dgn nama betul..Jauh panggang dari api..

I'd better get used to this..

I'd better get used to.. JON.